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<\/a>Harvey from Harvey <\/i>(1950)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\nClaim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n
Following Jimmy Stewart around. Being invisible.<\/p>\n
Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cI spend a lot of time drinking alcohol with my friend Elwood P. Dowd. We both prefer a sweet digestif to more traditional desserts. Lately we\u2019ve been drinking a lot of elderflower liqueur.\u201d<\/p>\n
Did you ever work for the Easter Bunny Delivery Service?<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cEvery bunny is required to spend two years in the Delivery Service. I was stationed in Bunnylunka, a remote island in the Pacific. We delivered sugar cane to the natives, who would thank us by performing their traditional tribal dances. There was one girl: Big Bottom Bertha, we called her. Once she got going\u2026ooo boy!\u201d<\/p>\n
Claim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n Picking exact dates for the apocalypse. Scaring teenagers at the movies.<\/p>\n <\/b>Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cI bought a giant bag of candy corn the same day I discovered the world was ending. It was my first instinct. Candy corn is awful for you. It\u2019s just pure sugar. I wouldn\u2019t eat it under normal circumstances, but I figured if we\u2019ve only got 28 days left, what the hell! Totally worth it.\u201d<\/p>\n Why didn\u2019t the world end in 2012 like the Mayans said it would?<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cThe whole Mayan 2012 doomsday thing made us all look bad when it didn\u2019t go through. Really cheapened the profession as a whole. Now whenever I go up to anyone with a date for the end of days they roll their eyes and say \u2018Go back to Maya.\u2019 Maya isn\u2019t even a country. Don\u2019t people know that?”\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n Claim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n Being adorable but deadly. Dying at the hand of a holy hand grenade.<\/p>\n Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cBlood. I let it coagulate and then sprinkle some sugar on top. Tastes just like fudge.\u201d<\/p>\n Pop culture pundits are saying that vampires are \u201cover.\u201d How does that make you feel?<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cRelieved. I can\u2019t tell you the number of teenage girls who have approached my cave in the last ten years hoping that I\u2019m the cherished pet of a brooding teenage male vampire who will bite them into everlasting love. Usually they\u2019re nice about it and go away, but sometimes they get insistent and want to look inside the cave and I have to kill them. Maybe now they\u2019ll bother the zombie rabbits living across the meadow.\u201d<\/p>\n Claim to Fame:<\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n Living in the basement of a human home. Giving bad advice.<\/p>\n Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cA carton of cigarettes and a case of grappa. Candy is for children.”\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n Unhappily Ever After <\/i>has been off the air for 15 years. What have you been up to since then?<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cI rode the WB sitcom convention circuit for a while. Jamie Foxx and I used to hang all the time. But the crowds got smaller every year. We went from the grand ballroom at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons to a normal ballroom at the Embassy Suites in Pasadena to the vending machine room at the Motel 6 in Chino. When the bottom fell out, I moved to Florida and got a job delivering milk bottles to old people who don\u2019t like going to the grocery store.\u201d<\/p>\n Claim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n Consistently popular for over 70 years. Played basketball with Michael Jordan.<\/p>\n Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cChocolate covered carrots. Yes that is a thing. Just look at the shelf above the frozen food at Trader Joe\u2019s. They sell chocolate covered versions of literally anything you can imagine. They have chocolate covered coq au vin.\u201d<\/p>\n You\u2019re quite beautiful as a woman. Have you considered applying to RuPaul\u2019s Drag Race<\/i>?<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cI met Jinkx Monsoon at a party last year and we talked about it. I would love to do Elmer Fudd in The Snatch Game. But I\u2019ve been in this business for three quarters of a century. It would be unfair to force the other girls to compete with me. Also, I am terrified of Michelle Visage.\u201d<\/p>\n Claim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n Maintaining a strict moral compass. Talking to deer.<\/p>\n Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cI enjoy Cadbury creme eggs. The foil is difficult to remove with my paws, so I usually have to ask one of the other forest animals for help. Then they always want half of the egg. I try to tell them it\u2019s impossible to split a Cadbury creme egg in half because of the oozy filling, but they never seem to understand that.\u201d<\/p>\n An undercover report in the New York Times revealed that Paas uses child bunnies, some as young as three weeks, in its Cambodian egg dye factories. What can be done to regulate the industry?<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cNo comment.\u201d<\/p>\n Claim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n Wanting to play drums instead of deliver candy. Starring in his own version of Doodle Jump.<\/p>\n Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cJelly beans are pretty awesome. I have a box of those extra wide straws they make for drinking bubble tea. They work great for hands free jelly bean eating when I\u2019m jamming out.\u201d<\/p>\n Any tips for cleaning up plastic grass when it gets all over the floor?<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cCordless vacuum. It\u2019s the only way to go. You can try picking up all the green plastic strands by hand, but the second you think you\u2019ve got them all, five more come peeking out from under the sofa.\u201d<\/p>\n Claim to Fame:<\/b><\/p>\n The best vegetable garden in the Hundred Acre Wood. Being a control freak.<\/p>\n Favorite Easter Candy:<\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cI prefer vegetables to candy. I don\u2019t care if that makes me an unhip old person. Kale is a favorite. So is fennel. And I\u2019ve got some lovely romanesco growing. That\u2019s right, romanesco. Look it up.\u201d<\/p>\n Is Eeyore up to date on his tetanus shot? I\u2019m worried about the nail holding his tail in place.<\/b><\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t even get me started. How is something nailed into your body and you don\u2019t feel it? I asked him about it once and he said \u2018I\u2019m all alone in life and no one cares about me. If I had a friend, maybe they would help remove it. But then I wouldn\u2019t have a tail, and that would make me sad.\u2019 I\u2019m telling you, it\u2019s just a constant chain of misery with that guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/a>Frank from Donnie Darko <\/i>(2001)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/a>The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python and the Holy Grail <\/i>(1975)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/a>Mr. Floppy from Unhappily Ever After <\/i>(1995-1999 on The WB)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/a>Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<\/a>Thumper from Bambi <\/i>(1942)<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/a>E.B. from Hop <\/i>(2011)<\/span><\/b>\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<\/a>Rabbit from Winnie-the-Pooh<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n